TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF
THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN
- AND
- I
- AINT
- FUCKING
- SCARED
- OF
- HIM
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TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF
THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN
- AND
- I
- AINT
- FUCKING
- SCARED
- OF
- HIM
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SAID JOHN BUT BITCHILY
SASSY JOHN
‘CAPTAIN’ SASSY JOHN WATSON
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half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
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(12,092 plays)russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
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remember when baby spice sang about wearing a condom
remember when it took me over a decade to realize what she was singing about
remember when I never realized this until just now
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i made a thing
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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